How many remain after Gawk-pocalypse? 

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 07/20/2015 at 07:53 • Filed to: None

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I’m sending out search parties!

DoYouEvenShift > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 07:58

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Present.

Dont care what Gawker does. The Onion is a more reliable source of news really.

LongbowMkII > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:02

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Being American and continuing my habits despite the evidence.

CalzoneGolem > DoYouEvenShift 07/20/2015 at 08:06

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Pleasure having you on board.

CalzoneGolem > LongbowMkII 07/20/2015 at 08:06

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That’s the spirit!

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:08

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I’m still here. I don’t really stray anywhere else in the Gawkerverse other than Oppo and Jalopnik, so...

djmt1 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:08

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This sums up my stance on the situation.

Bad Idea Hat > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:12

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Does Gawker itself get my pageviews? Because technically we’re a Kinja site. I don’t know how that counts for ad revenue.

kanadanmajava1 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:12

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I’m still here. The issue was so messy and stupid that I don’t even know who to side with. The world is not always a nice place especially business world but would it really matter if I would move away to a remote island away from all evil things and eat coconuts for the rest of my life?

It’s so boring here in the office so that the coconut plan sounds actually quite tempting...

vondon302 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:13

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Also here

Internet going to be the internet no matter what i do.

McMike > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:15

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Still here.

Gawker can do what they want, I don’t care. I would have never have read that article if someone hadn’t linked to it.

I look at Gawker from time to time, but only for Batshit babes.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:16

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Still here, busy enjoying the Norwegian summer though, so won’t spam as much as usual.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:16

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mazda616 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:18

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Still here. Those that use Gawker as a source of news should probably also brush their teeth while eating Oreos. Same effect.

ttyymmnn > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:22

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Present and accounted for, and here ‘til the bitter end. I can’t think of a better band to play with as the ship goes down.

thebigbossyboss > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 07/20/2015 at 08:24

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Haha us too!! I cannot believe summer is almost over it seems like it just came. :(

thebigbossyboss > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:24

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Hello. I shall be here. This blawg is my home.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:26

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Present digitally but not mentally.

Also, I don’t even know what’s going on. All I read was a short rant on Politburo (?) that the union was mad that the executives pulled some article that made Gawker look bad? Am I remotely close? I have no idea.

georgechristensen > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:26

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Too many

boredalways > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:29

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Here (I am, rock you like a hurricane)

Don’t understand the drama queens whining about Gawker’s transgression. They were shamed, apologized, and we move on. Besides it’s not our problem if they get sued.

And every news arm fucks up once in while.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:29

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Yup, still here. I get why people were pissed, but ditching this place won't change squat. Gawker doesn't care about you, they only care about traffic. And if a salacious story can generate traffic, they're going to do it every time.

Sam > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:30

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I don’t have anywhere better to go, if I’m honest.

Agrajag > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:30

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Here.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:35

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Dave?

Nah man, Dave’s not here.

macanamera > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:39

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Still here, still of questionable sanity.

LongbowMkII > Snuze: Needs another Swede 07/20/2015 at 08:45

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that article was a outing a small fish by willingly participating in blackmail. I have low standards, but that is ethically fucked up.

I doubt my ~200 clicks per article is really feeding their machine.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > LongbowMkII 07/20/2015 at 08:46

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Ok, I think I may have caught that somewhere. I don’t even know the parties involved, though I also don’t care.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:48

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Here to watch Nick Denton self destruct, and otherwise enjoy Oppo.

GTI Sprinks > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:48

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Red Two standing by.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:51

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Present!

scoob > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:53

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I’ll be here till I die.

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 08:56

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Been here before Kinja and before 5.0. I’m used to Gawker’s shenanigans by now lol

cletus44 aka Clayton Seams > thebigbossyboss 07/20/2015 at 08:57

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werd.

CalzoneGolem > djmt1 07/20/2015 at 08:59

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CalzoneGolem > GTI Sprinks 07/20/2015 at 09:00

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Stay on target!

CalzoneGolem > kanadanmajava1 07/20/2015 at 09:01

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You’re going to make a coconut bra?

CalzoneGolem > macanamera 07/20/2015 at 09:01

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Wouldn’t have it any other way!

CalzoneGolem > cletus44 aka Clayton Seams 07/20/2015 at 09:02

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Gawker’s gonna gawk.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:03

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I'm still here. No need for a search party.

CalzoneGolem > boredalways 07/20/2015 at 09:03

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It wasn’t even surprising that’s the worst part.

CalzoneGolem > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/20/2015 at 09:04

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But I like to scramble the fairies!

spanfucker retire bitch > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:05

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If it’s Jalopnik/sub blogs, Oppo, Lifehacker/sub blogs I don’t care. Gawker primary can pound fucking sand.

fhrblig > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:06

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Seeing as how I survived the Nibblespocalypse and the Kinjapocalypse, they’re going to need tweezers and a match to get rid of me.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:06

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Present. Been using adblocker anyways so hopefully they’re not profiting off of me.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:10

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Ok. You can do that for the people who are missing.

kanadanmajava1 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:12

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I was thinking about the whole island & coconuts plan but if a shy girl is there too I could probably make one. If I would just try to make a coconut bra for my female friends I’m pretty sure that I would have to go to a remote island afterwards.

CalzoneGolem > fhrblig 07/20/2015 at 09:14

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LeadfootYT > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:19

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Wait, context? What did they do this time?

kanadanmajava1 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:20

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Can fairies still fly if they have clothes made of coconuts?

Cherry_man1 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:35

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I’m still here

Wheelerguy > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:38

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Don’t count me out just because I’m in the Philippines. If there’s anything, we’ve seen many more apocalyptic events than this one. OK, so Japan may have seen more apocalyptic events, and so do Pakistan, Vietnam, Cambodia, Africa, other places, but hey, at least we got valuable experience.

Either way, get me on this boat and raiding party.

And if we’re making a stop at CVC Capital Partners HQ and Bernie’s digs, good. I also have personal reasons.

Sn210 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:38

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Hey.

CalzoneGolem > kanadanmajava1 07/20/2015 at 09:40

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CalzoneGolem > LeadfootYT 07/20/2015 at 09:41

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http://gawker.com/gawker-is-remo…

CalzoneGolem > Sn210 07/20/2015 at 09:41

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Sup?

CalzoneGolem > Wheelerguy 07/20/2015 at 09:42

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Saddle up!

Sn210 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:44

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Nm. U?

CalzoneGolem > Sn210 07/20/2015 at 09:45

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Chillin’

PRBot II > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:45

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Still here.

Gawker was shit in the past. What they just did was shit. What they do in the future will be shit.

And I’ll still be here. But never at Gawker.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:46

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I’m here.

CalzoneGolem > PRBot II 07/20/2015 at 09:46

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That sums it up.

CalzoneGolem > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/20/2015 at 09:47

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Oh great! Still?

Sn210 > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:48

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Word.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:49

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Still

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:49

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Learned my ABP prevents them from getting my pageviews at this point in time so I’m still here.

CalzoneGolem > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/20/2015 at 09:50

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Fine ... I guess.

Wheelerguy > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:55

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Oh, yeah!

You know, we’re a sovereign state now. Let’s declare war!!!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 09:57

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:p

CalzoneGolem > Wheelerguy 07/20/2015 at 09:57

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Declare all the wars!

CalzoneGolem > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/20/2015 at 09:57

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:3

Wheelerguy > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 10:04

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No wait, take it in moderation. There are some wars I’m not too keen fighting, not until I have assurance that if I call the US for some extra firepower and know-how they’ll let us borrow it.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 10:08

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Still here, just too busy with life to be here frequently.

Even with the thing that happened this is still a better place to spend time than most anywhere else on the internet.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 10:16

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NoRotorNoLove > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 10:16

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Still here, still interneting the internet. Jalopnik, Oppositelock, Gizmodo, etc. only visiting Gawker for the comedy factor.

NoRotorNoLove > ttyymmnn 07/20/2015 at 10:17

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Right in the feels.

CalzoneGolem > Luc - The Acadian Oppo 07/20/2015 at 10:24

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StingrayJake > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 10:30

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Here

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/20/2015 at 11:04

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They're still profiting off of analytics. Try using Ghostify.

Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 07/20/2015 at 11:55

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BUY A J-BODY ALREADY

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/20/2015 at 11:57

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I'm actually planning on getting a 50cc scooter to putter about town on.

RallyWrench > CalzoneGolem 07/20/2015 at 12:45

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Here, though the storm here in California has seemingly opened a wormhole to Florida so I don’t know how long I’ll last in this weather.

CalzoneGolem > RallyWrench 07/20/2015 at 12:46

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Watch out for Florida Man!